631 Toilet seats 10-23-16 (go to 580 for key word search)

There are only two types of people on earth.
Those who use slam-bang, hard top toilet seats
and those who prefer slow closing, padded toilet seats.
The universal characteristics of the entire Human Race
can be divided in two by these much researched criteria.
There are the slam-bam thank you ma’am
(or sir)
hard living, fast driving, early dying,
“evacuate or remove your posterior from the john”
the take the time to savor the kielbasa,
count the cracks in the concrete road you wander

Want a quick, accurate read on a
new acquaintance, or potential lover
or a tax accountant, or a landscaper
or a cook or a bottle washer?

Pay an unexpected visit to their abode,
fake a need to use their commode.

All your questions
will thus be answered,
I guarantee.
And all it will cost you
is a quick pee.

About Ken Greenman

Married and Happy. Retired and busy. Living in NC. 71 and counting. December 12, 2020 and it's 72! ... I would love some written comments, critiques, adulation or kind suggestions.... If you have the time and or inclination, please feel free! Not in fear but by faith. We will see. See you later! If you ever want to talk for real, email me and I will send you my cell number.... I am enjoying this!
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