969 Heavenly Hygiene 03-06-2021

Do you think

we’ll poop in paradise?

And will it smell?

Or does it only stink

in hell?

And what about pee?

Will there be enough of

what used to be me

to frequently,

“Have to go right now!!”

Even while at play

in the fields of the Lord

with a lamb and a lion

and a cow and a sow?

Romping together

knee deep in the ….sea?

(or grass!!!

It’ll be up to you, you see?

You can create your own –


I’m not asking a lot,

Just a periodic port-a-pot

leaning beside a pearly gate.

Maybe –

with a cushioned seat

and a roll of silk

to wash that stain

whiter than snow.

I mean,



don’t you know?

About Ken Greenman

Married and Happy. Retired and busy. Living in NC. 71 and counting. December 12, 2020 and it's 72! ... I would love some written comments, critiques, adulation or kind suggestions.... If you have the time and or inclination, please feel free! Not in fear but by faith. We will see. See you later! If you ever want to talk for real, email me and I will send you my cell number.... I am enjoying this!
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