A guy and his wife walk into
Calaveri’s Travel Agency
in Lower Manhattan.
Mr. Calaveri greets them at the door
and asks what he can do
for the gentleman and his lovely lady?
The guy says he’s promised his wife a trip
to the most beautiful country in Europe
for their 30th anniversary.
Which country does
the eminent Mr. Calaveri
think fills the bill?
The Eminent Mr. Calaveri
ponders for a few moments.
Then he says,
Scotland is The Most Beautiful Country In Europe.
You can take your lovely wife to Scotland…..
if you wanna…”
(and here Mr. Calavari smiled…)
“You gotta eat!”